Discover Your New Favorite Shirt
please hold while I pretend to care.
Soft. Durable. Organic. Like the opposite of your last relationship.
We didn’t ask, but they told us anyway.
“Finally, a shirt that speaks fluent emotional detachment!”
I wore this to brunch and someone said, “That’s so you.” I’m still trying to figure out if it was a compliment, but either way — I love this thing.
“My therapist hasn’t seen it yet, but my barista said it checks out.”
Great fit. Even better energy. Says everything I don’t feel like texting back.
“Wore it to Thanksgiving. Saved me three awkward conversions.”
Who knew emotional armor came in cotton? Highly recommend for all family functions
We're Just Getting Started
We’re just getting started, so for now, all orders are printed and shipped through Printful. It’s the same quality we’d want for ourselves — made on demand and delivered straight to your door.